This weekend, TopatoCo is opening it's massive warehouse doors to YOU, the PUBLIC, all in the name of GREAT SAVINGS! I'll let David Malki, director of marketing and t-shirt gun defense grids explain in greater detail.
The thing about running a T-shirt manufactury is that you end up with a lot of merchandise. Everything's gotta be printed in all these different sizes, and there are different color options, and even a small number of designs can permute out into irrational numbers of actual product.
And we ain't no second-rate ham-shop runnin' T-shirts out the back of an off-label methadone distillery either - we're the world's largest graphical internet entertainment licensing firm, and we got literally twenty dozen different designs that we throw away on a daily basis. We are straight-up and down-low professional and the side effect of all this legitimate-businessin' is that we got tee-shirts in every orifice and stacked up to reach the danged rafters.
Solution? TAG SALE. We've got bins, crates and barrels (curiously, no boxes) full of limited, discontinued, overstocked and/or clearance merchandise that we want to get rid of. This Saturday, September 26, we are opening our doors and urging you, a bunch of strangers, to come paw through a giant stash of our clean cotton miscellany. That's right - the TopatoCo offices will be open to the discount-loving public for a one-day bargain-basement housecleaning hootenanny.
Everything will be marked down to prices that may make us cry - but as our intrepid leader Jeffrey continually sneers, "We have to give them bargains so they will like us!" This is an important step in our social development so we just ask that you please not bring any airhorns or we may become spooked and bolt.
So join us on Saturday from 10 AM till 7 PM. The address is: 116 Pleasant St., Ste. 203, Easthampton MA 01027. Google's got a map of it right here. It'll be great bargains on a pile of great stuff for you, and maybe finally clearing enough space to meet the fire code for us. Sounds like a win-win.
Hey, check out the Dr. McNinja characters done up at Ewzzy's Freedom Force! I think my favorite might be Marty.
Just for fun, I wrote a Robocop comic, and Anthony Clark drew it! Now you go LOOK AT IT.
And thank you very much to Carly Monardo and Alex Blasioli for having a good time with me and brainstorming stupid Robocop funnies so I had something to go write.
Good news, everyone! Dr. McNinja is part of the newly launched RSS service, Archive Binge. What is Archive Binge? Why here, let me just have it tell you itself.
Have you ever found an interesting looking webcomic, looked at the archive, and thought:
I can't start reading this! There are hundreds of strips to catch up on!
At Archive Binge you can create a custom RSS news feed for a webcomic, which will take you through the archive, at a rate faster than the new comics update. This lets you get up to date on comics with large archives, without spending hours or days trawling the archive in one go.
Rather than spend a whole day or more bingeing on a comic archive, set up an Archive Binge feed. You can start from the beginning, or wherever you're up to. You can set your custom feed to deliver a strip every day, 4 strips every weekday, or whatever you want, up to 10 strips a day. Anyone can read 10 strips a day! If you get a spare hour and read the next 50 strips, you can update your position in your feed. You can even pause your feed if you go on vacation, and turn it on again when you get back.
And before you know it, you'll have completed the archive and be up to date.
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